If I were to describe myself briefly, I'd compare my personality to something both humorous and clever. Having gained enough of your attention that you continue on to this sentance, I then rattle off a few near-universal interests or hobbies that most readers should enjoy, relating to you personally and making you comfortable. Now you're thinking, " I like this guy. he makes me laugh, and we like the same stuff. We would probably be friends if we met, and I'll probably read his next blog." Suddenly you decide that this blog is no longer the rambling of a pathetic stranger, it's a note from a friend. You sit in anticipation, awaiting the next note...